Bosun's cosh/starter/persuader

kronckew · 5th March 2016, 07:41 AM

nice one, looks like twisted baleen.

sadly the police are less credulous nowadays, outside my residence i'd need a rod, tackle box and probably some fresh flopping about fish to convince a LEO that mine was a fishing priest. probably need some fresh fish slime on the cosh as well. in any case it automatically becomes an offensive weapon if you actually use it to defend yourself. if you are being attacked by a crazed gunman that has killed a dozen or so people before you, the judge might be lenient and reduce your sentence for violating his/her EU given hooman rights to self expression, if you have all the fishy stuff on hand...inside your house you have a better chance of getting away with it, but the felon might sue you.

drac2k · 11th March 2016, 07:12 PM

You could always break out your cricket bat, right ?

kronckew · 11th March 2016, 08:07 PM

nah, i find them a bit ungainly. i'd use my hurley. (below)

a deadly oceanic islander weapon discussed at length HERE
i reccommend the video in post no. one.

it's now less than a week away from the islander's traditional celebration where they chew road tar out of pint glasses and dye their sheep green yet again. the rivers in the USA will run green with their blood and even NYC may find their road markings temporarily painted green by official vandals of island descent.

i have a few wooden surprises for anyone entering uninvited. also a number of very sharp hunks of metal they might accidentally get cut on. fatally. not to mention a 29 kilo furry monster with sharp teeth that can run 1.5 times the speed of hussain bolt.[IMG]http://www.vikingsword.com

p.s.- i am an american by the way, my mum & dad were both semi-pro baseball players, so i am quite familiar with the use of baseball bat-like objects.

11th March 2016, 08:07 PM	#3
kronckew Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Room 101, Glos. UK Posts: 4,215	nah, i find them a bit ungainly. i'd use my hurley. (below) a deadly oceanic islander weapon discussed at length HERE i reccommend the video in post no. one. it's now less than a week away from the islander's traditional celebration where they chew road tar out of pint glasses and dye their sheep green yet again. the rivers in the USA will run green with their blood and even NYC may find their road markings temporarily painted green by official vandals of island descent. i have a few wooden surprises for anyone entering uninvited. also a number of very sharp hunks of metal they might accidentally get cut on. fatally. not to mention a 29 kilo furry monster with sharp teeth that can run 1.5 times the speed of hussain bolt.[IMG]http://www.vikingsword.com p.s.- i am an american by the way, my mum & dad were both semi-pro baseball players, so i am quite familiar with the use of baseball bat-like objects. Attached Images Last edited by kronckew; 11th March 2016 at 08:33 PM.

5th March 2016, 07:41 AM	#1
kronckew Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Room 101, Glos. UK Posts: 4,215	nice one, looks like twisted baleen. sadly the police are less credulous nowadays, outside my residence i'd need a rod, tackle box and probably some fresh flopping about fish to convince a LEO that mine was a fishing priest. probably need some fresh fish slime on the cosh as well. in any case it automatically becomes an offensive weapon if you actually use it to defend yourself. if you are being attacked by a crazed gunman that has killed a dozen or so people before you, the judge might be lenient and reduce your sentence for violating his/her EU given hooman rights to self expression, if you have all the fishy stuff on hand...inside your house you have a better chance of getting away with it, but the felon might sue you.

11th March 2016, 07:12 PM	#2
drac2k Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,255	You could always break out your cricket bat, right ?