Where in the world do the Forumites live?

[Norman McCormick]

Skotland, Schotland, Skotlandi, Ecosse, Scozia, Sukottorando, Escocia, Skottland, Skotia, Schottland, Iskocya, Skotlandia, Szkocja otherwise known as SCOTLAND the source of the 'Water of Life'.
Regards,
Norman
P.S. To those I've missed out my apologies, either I've not got the correct characters or, as we're a wee country, there isn't a suitable translation.