Now I have seen it all?

[Lew]

Originally Posted by katana

Gentlemen, I don't think you should jest about things you don't understand....

I own a wardrobe of clothes.... and discovered they must pocess mystical properties.....since wearing them I have not suffered bullet wounds, stabbings, motar attacks, nuclear strikes, biological attacks....not even a missile attack.
I will gladly sell them to you, my friends, for a 'cut down' price......T-shirts a mere $1000000 each........roll up.. roll up for the sale of the century...first come , first served.......

Katana

Have you cut yourself or nicked yourself shaving lately?

Lew

[katana]

Lew....yes I have........but I wasn't wearing my 'wardrobe' clothes.....I think that proves the point

Next time I shave I'll be wearing a 'protective' T-shirt , and use one of my Tulwars as a blade

[Battara]

Life is sometimes a freak show, isn't it?

By the way, I have some swamp land in Florida to sell if anyone is interested..

[Andrew]

Originally Posted by Battara

Life is sometimes a freak show, isn't it?

By the way, I have some swamp land in Florida to sell if anyone is interested..

Around here, they're building million-dollar homes on those lots these days!

[katana]

Originally Posted by katana

Lew....yes I have........but I wasn't wearing my 'wardrobe' clothes.....I think that proves the point Next time I shave I'll be wearing a 'protective' T-shirt , and use one of my Tulwars as a blade

Shaved today, wearing a nice, clean white 'protective' T-shirt......well to CUT a long story short.....I've decided to reduce the price to $20.....because of the slight RED staining.