What goes with ebay?

[Pukka Bundook]

Stuart,

You live in one of the best spots!
I had a dekko at one of your Kiwi brand buy and sell sights.
First up was a dirty great cannon, and a bit down the page a Lee Enfield action.
Now wouldn't ebay be having kittens over that?!

Your country seems to be one where ignoring the daft sods has paid off.
Don't let it get away.

R.
PS, how much are farms down there? :-)