New member extends greatings

capt.smash · 10th January 2005, 02:47 PM

Hello all greatings from England ..fantastic forum....wish i had found it sooner.When i get the chance ill post some pics of my kerises as i would love to find out more information on them.

Andrew · 10th January 2005, 07:47 PM

Welcome.

ariel · 10th January 2005, 08:08 PM

Welcome on board, Captain!
On the other hand, what are we going to do with yet another Kris Maniac?
Aren't there any Indian/Arabian sword lovers left in Great Britain?

nechesh · 11th January 2005, 12:27 AM

Ahoy, Captain!! Welcome!

And don't mind Ariel, i personally think he is really a closet keris freak.

capt.smash · 11th January 2005, 01:19 AM

hehehe thanks for the warm welcome ladds.

ariel · 11th January 2005, 02:19 AM

Yes, yes, yes!
After 20 years on the couch I finally am out of the closet and admit to the world: I AM IT TOUCH WITH MY UNDULATING SELF! MY WRANGKA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SARONG!
OK, boys, I just need another Valium and I shall be OK.....
Back to Shashkas.....

Andrew · 11th January 2005, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nechesh

Ahoy, Captain!! Welcome!

And don't mind Ariel, i personally think he is really a closet keris freak.

*psst* He likes dha too.

Mark · 11th January 2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

*psst* He likes dha too.

Don't mention dha! Dha are boring. Not worth collecting at all. Just interesting to talk about once in a while. In theory. Long distance. Without actually having any in your possession. They are evil, but we shall protect you from their corrosive influence by ridding the open market of all dha in order to keep them away from the unsuspecting public.

Welcome.

wilked aka Khun Deng · 11th January 2005, 03:57 PM

I second what Mark says. No experts here, not much known, stick to keris a wonderful extensive knowledge base here on keris. Dha bad! No dha! Keris Good! Yes keris!

Spunjer · 11th January 2005, 05:02 PM

welcome capt! also, moro weapons are bad. baa-aaddd i say...

Yannis · 11th January 2005, 11:07 PM

HAHAHAHA!

Very funny from all you. After a long working day, reading these is better than anything else.

Thank God, he is not interesting for evil early ottoman crap

Rick · 11th January 2005, 11:39 PM

I can't believe how clannish this place is getting !!

Sheesh !
Factions , factions , it's always factions . < sigh >

ariel · 12th January 2005, 02:02 AM

Divide and conquer!
Leave the man alone, fiends! So what if he is interested in krises? He just wants to spend the rest of his life Tangguhing rusty twisted nails and learning mumbo-jumbo. That does not make him silly! Or does it?
In any case, Smash baby, welcome to the Zoo where all swords are above average.

Rick · 12th January 2005, 02:21 AM

Yikes !

capt.smash · 12th January 2005, 02:51 AM

OMG what have i done

LabanTayo · 12th January 2005, 03:41 AM

hiya cap'n!!!!
btw, stay away from Visayan swords. they take over your finances and sanity.
they're demonic and possess you.

nechesh · 12th January 2005, 05:03 AM

Now wait just one second here! I say we need to start a supreme "Demonically Possessed Swords" thread, of which i am absolutely SURE the keris will win hands down.

Remember that recent thread on the eBay auction for "People Seeking Evil". It's a no-brainer.

So Capt., you REALLY should get rid of ALL your EVIL keris (i'll take 'em off your hands cheap! really!) and invest in some nice Moro-Indo-Ottoman Dha-like Shashkas. I understand they are all the collectors rage these days.

....hey where's the icon for that one-eyed smiley face anyway?!

Federico · 12th January 2005, 05:18 AM

Now there really is a simple solution as to what to collect, without having to deal with everyone elses subliminalal strategery. Simply send me all the swords you find, I will examine them for a few months, and a small fee.

Afterwards I will send back the ones that are worthy of your collection, and dispose of the un-worthy ones for free

Now, if you are also in the market for real-estate I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale...

nechesh · 12th January 2005, 05:25 AM

Hey!!! That was my bridge!

Andrew · 12th January 2005, 06:13 AM

Anyone have any undeveloped swamp land in Florida? That stuff's going for top dollar these days!

Freddy · 12th January 2005, 07:59 PM

Hi Captain.

Did someone mention there are nice weapons in Africa, too ?

capt.smash · 12th January 2005, 08:54 PM

yup i love the axes and clubs.

Rick · 12th January 2005, 11:01 PM

I think you've successfully run the gauntlet Cap .

10th January 2005, 02:47 PM	#1
capt.smash Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon ,England Posts: 80	New member extends greatings Hello all greatings from England ..fantastic forum....wish i had found it sooner.When i get the chance ill post some pics of my kerises as i would love to find out more information on them.

11th January 2005, 03:57 PM	#9
wilked aka Khun Deng Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oahu, Hawaii Posts: 166	Boring I second what Mark says. No experts here, not much known, stick to keris a wonderful extensive knowledge base here on keris. Dha bad! No dha! Keris Good! Yes keris!

12th January 2005, 07:59 PM	#21
Freddy Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sint-Amandsberg (near Ghent, Belgium) Posts: 830	They (= the rest of the forum) always forget to tell this Hi Captain. Did someone mention there are nice weapons in Africa, too ?

12th January 2005, 11:01 PM	#23
Rick Vikingsword Staff Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 6,293	Congratulations ! I think you've successfully run the gauntlet Cap .

10th January 2005, 07:47 PM	#2
Andrew Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: USA Posts: 1,725	Welcome.

10th January 2005, 08:08 PM	#3
ariel Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 5,503	Welcome on board, Captain! On the other hand, what are we going to do with yet another Kris Maniac? Aren't there any Indian/Arabian sword lovers left in Great Britain?

11th January 2005, 12:27 AM	#4
nechesh Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 940	Ahoy, Captain!! Welcome! And don't mind Ariel, i personally think he is really a closet keris freak.

11th January 2005, 01:19 AM	#5
capt.smash Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon ,England Posts: 80	hehehe thanks for the warm welcome ladds.

11th January 2005, 02:19 AM	#6
ariel Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 5,503	Yes, yes, yes! After 20 years on the couch I finally am out of the closet and admit to the world: I AM IT TOUCH WITH MY UNDULATING SELF! MY WRANGKA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SARONG! OK, boys, I just need another Valium and I shall be OK..... Back to Shashkas.....

11th January 2005, 05:02 PM	#10
Spunjer Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witness Protection Program Posts: 1,730	welcome capt! also, moro weapons are bad. baa-aaddd i say...

11th January 2005, 11:07 PM	#11
Yannis Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Athens Greece Posts: 479	HAHAHAHA! Very funny from all you. After a long working day, reading these is better than anything else. Thank God, he is not interesting for evil early ottoman crap

11th January 2005, 11:39 PM	#12
Rick Vikingsword Staff Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 6,293	I can't believe how clannish this place is getting !! Sheesh ! Factions , factions , it's always factions . < sigh >

12th January 2005, 02:02 AM	#13
ariel Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 5,503	Divide and conquer! Leave the man alone, fiends! So what if he is interested in krises? He just wants to spend the rest of his life Tangguhing rusty twisted nails and learning mumbo-jumbo. That does not make him silly! Or does it? In any case, Smash baby, welcome to the Zoo where all swords are above average.

12th January 2005, 02:21 AM	#14
Rick Vikingsword Staff Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 6,293	Yikes !

12th January 2005, 02:51 AM	#15
capt.smash Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon ,England Posts: 80	OMG what have i done

12th January 2005, 03:41 AM	#16
LabanTayo Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 177	hiya cap'n!!!! btw, stay away from Visayan swords. they take over your finances and sanity. they're demonic and possess you.

12th January 2005, 05:03 AM	#17
nechesh Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 940	Now wait just one second here! I say we need to start a supreme "Demonically Possessed Swords" thread, of which i am absolutely SURE the keris will win hands down. Remember that recent thread on the eBay auction for "People Seeking Evil". It's a no-brainer. So Capt., you REALLY should get rid of ALL your EVIL keris (i'll take 'em off your hands cheap! really!) and invest in some nice Moro-Indo-Ottoman Dha-like Shashkas. I understand they are all the collectors rage these days. ....hey where's the icon for that one-eyed smiley face anyway?!

12th January 2005, 05:18 AM	#18
Federico Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA Posts: 312	Now there really is a simple solution as to what to collect, without having to deal with everyone elses subliminalal strategery. Simply send me all the swords you find, I will examine them for a few months, and a small fee. Afterwards I will send back the ones that are worthy of your collection, and dispose of the un-worthy ones for free Now, if you are also in the market for real-estate I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale...

12th January 2005, 05:25 AM	#19
nechesh Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 940	Hey!!! That was my bridge!

12th January 2005, 06:13 AM	#20
Andrew Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: USA Posts: 1,725	Anyone have any undeveloped swamp land in Florida? That stuff's going for top dollar these days!

12th January 2005, 08:54 PM	#22
capt.smash Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon ,England Posts: 80	yup i love the axes and clubs.