UK law solution

kronckew · 7th April 2008, 12:11 PM

i am sure that for a small fee we can find a cutting torch to lop a few inches off the ends, thus making them legal again.

30 in. sword blade? we'll send you back two 15" bits. problem solved.

for another small fee we can beat your swords into plowshares.

as someone said - "those who beat their swords into plowshares wil be plowing for those who don't."

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Originally Posted by asomotif

It will be the end of this forum, as picture can no longer be freely published without permission of the foster parents...

we honour the copyright on photos now, so it should not be a problem, as now, with the ronco/acme adoptasword program, the adoptive parent can supply photos.

kronckew · 7th April 2008, 03:28 PM

i think we are on to something here.

no more messy oiling or renaissance waxing.

no more storage problems, the wife, kids and dog can move back in from the garage. for an extra fee you can have your collection virually hosted in a bavarian castle complete with a virtual armed guard security system to prevent cyber kidnapping of your babies.

no more hassle with the neighbours about them melon cutting experiments.

no more visits from ATFS (alcohol, tobacco, firearms and swords dept) agents (also known as revenooers where i come from) and thus no more havin' to find places to bury the extra bodies.

remember that $5,000,000 Nappy Bonyparts sabre you never had a chance to own? now you can adopt it, along with others, for a fraction of the cost. a big fraction of course, but that's business. digital camera film and on-line certificates are costly......

Yannis · 7th April 2008, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kronckew

no more visits from ATFS (alcohol, tobacco, firearms and swords dept) agents

Well, Greece can be a sword heaven were you can leave your swords and enjoy the 4 S: Sea, Sun, Sex AND Swords, for a small fee. Just a nice yataghan for any shamshir.

spiral · 7th April 2008, 10:51 PM

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asomotif · 8th April 2008, 02:53 PM

I had a nightmare...
about a shamshir sword that came in shortened till 50 cms.

An somebody also tried to straigthen the sword causing is to bend all ways

I hope this night I will sleep better an dream of the all new cybercollecting

VANDOO · 9th April 2008, 04:53 AM

ARRRR AND AVAST!!! DUE TO HIGH PRICES AND LOW RETIREMENT INCOME I WAS FORCED TO TURN TO CYBER PIRACY SOME TIME AGO. I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING PICTURES FOR MY HORDE OF FILES FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. SO YO HO PREPARE TO BE BOARDED

. IN FUTURE I MAY HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR THE VIRTUAL FLEET SEARCHING FOR PIRATES SUCH AS MYSELF.

8th April 2008, 02:53 PM	#5
asomotif Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,224	Nightmare I had a nightmare... about a shamshir sword that came in shortened till 50 cms. An somebody also tried to straigthen the sword causing is to bend all ways I hope this night I will sleep better an dream of the all new cybercollecting

7th April 2008, 03:28 PM	#2
kronckew Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Room 101, Glos. UK Posts: 4,172	i think we are on to something here. no more messy oiling or renaissance waxing. no more storage problems, the wife, kids and dog can move back in from the garage. for an extra fee you can have your collection virually hosted in a bavarian castle complete with a virtual armed guard security system to prevent cyber kidnapping of your babies. no more hassle with the neighbours about them melon cutting experiments. no more visits from ATFS (alcohol, tobacco, firearms and swords dept) agents (also known as revenooers where i come from) and thus no more havin' to find places to bury the extra bodies. remember that $5,000,000 Nappy Bonyparts sabre you never had a chance to own? now you can adopt it, along with others, for a fraction of the cost. a big fraction of course, but that's business. digital camera film and on-line certificates are costly......

7th April 2008, 10:51 PM	#4
spiral Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,712	Some of the best virtual kukris in the known world can be on you new flat screen vista moniter for budget prices! cared & looked after in the manner you desire! Want a tree felled, or a beef carcas delimbed? or beheaded? all availible at negtionable rates. Contact now! special offer ! This week only! Spiral

9th April 2008, 04:53 AM	#6
VANDOO (deceased) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OKLAHOMA, USA Posts: 3,138	ARRRR AND AVAST!!! DUE TO HIGH PRICES AND LOW RETIREMENT INCOME I WAS FORCED TO TURN TO CYBER PIRACY SOME TIME AGO. I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING PICTURES FOR MY HORDE OF FILES FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. SO YO HO PREPARE TO BE BOARDED . IN FUTURE I MAY HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR THE VIRTUAL FLEET SEARCHING FOR PIRATES SUCH AS MYSELF.