so sorry, it is now illegal for us to sell, loan, transfer, ship, take them out of the house, look at them, or have any contact whatsoever as we may corrupt the morals of anyone in the vicinity with our 50cm+ curved self propelled intelligent steel items. after all they are cruelly capable of inducing others to crimes, and that in spite of the fact it was illegal to publicly carry any fixed bladed weapon prior to today anyway. it is however legal for us to possess the ones we already have as long as they are hidden from the poor scared sheeple.
so we are unable to take advantage of your kind offer.
i am sure we can however offer a virtual adoption, just send the equivalent value in euros to me and i will send you pictures of them residing in my home where they will stay forever. i can supply a pretty paper certificate of adoption for an extra fee. the benefit is of course that more than one person can adopt the same item.
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