*groan*
Rick, it was a number of things conspiring against my quest to find the end of the internet. The T1 line at my office was down. My home ISP information was completely wiped clean from that computer, so I had to reset everything.
Norton didn't catch any specific viruses other than two "Trojans" which I had to manually quarantine.
Everything seems to be back to normal now. Until I logged on here.