Now there really is a simple solution as to what to collect, without having to deal with everyone elses subliminalal strategery. Simply send me all the swords you find, I will examine them for a few months, and a small fee.

Afterwards I will send back the ones that are worthy of your collection, and dispose of the un-worthy ones for free

Now, if you are also in the market for real-estate I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale...