Now wait just one second here! I say we need to start a supreme "Demonically Possessed Swords" thread, of which i am absolutely SURE the keris will win hands down.
Remember that recent thread on the eBay auction for "People Seeking Evil". It's a no-brainer.
So Capt., you REALLY should get rid of ALL your EVIL keris (i'll take 'em off your hands cheap! really!) and invest in some nice Moro-Indo-Ottoman Dha-like Shashkas. I understand they are all the collectors rage these days.
....hey where's the icon for that one-eyed smiley face anyway?!