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Old 26th April 2006, 10:06 PM   #1
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Well, in case you wondered how to kill a tiger properly, here are step-by-step instructions
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1
The only concern is what to do with a tiger who did nor read this recipe?
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Old 26th April 2006, 10:11 PM   #2
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Where can I get a lucky tigers paw for my keyring?
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Old 26th April 2006, 10:35 PM   #3
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Oh, what a crock! Anyone who has seen "Sandokan" knows that you give the tiger a dirty look, wait for it to leap, and then dive underneath it and slit its belly open with a keris as you fly past each other. Yeesh.

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Old 26th April 2006, 11:07 PM   #4
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Well, in case you wondered how to kill a tiger properly, here are step-by-step instructions
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1
The only concern is what to do with a tiger who did nor read this recipe?

Roy Horn (Siegfried & Roy) should read this! I guarantee, he will buy that sword.
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Old 27th April 2006, 12:19 AM   #5
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I haven't been attacked by many tigers recently; but, I'll keep it mind for the next time.
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Old 27th April 2006, 12:31 AM   #6
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Interesting price for tiger's bane.
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Old 27th April 2006, 04:11 AM   #7
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Tigers are large animals. When they stand up on two legs, they taller than a tall man; that's a little over 6'. Thus you'd probably need something very large that can make a vicious wound. Because tiger would very difficult to hurt it. In ancient Rome, they pit a tiger against a lion and the tiger killed the lion in a few seconds. The Romans were pretty pissed, too. Tigers are build to take down large animals; they're more compactly built; they're shorter legnthwise, but taller at the shoulder. They've been known to even take down juvenile elephants, water buffalo, drag a domestic cows six feet over the wall, and plugged a man down from a very tall tree. [laugh!] that's why the tiger is a simbol of courage and strength in Asia.
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Old 27th April 2006, 04:26 AM   #8
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I usually climb a palm tree and let the tiger run around and around the bottom until it turns to butter ...... then I put it on my pancakes .....

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