How to kill a tiger?

ariel · 26th April 2006, 09:06 PM

Well, in case you wondered how to kill a tiger properly, here are step-by-step instructions

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1
The only concern is what to do with a tiger who did nor read this recipe?

Tim Simmons · 26th April 2006, 09:11 PM

Where can I get a lucky tigers paw for my keyring?

Mark · 26th April 2006, 09:35 PM

Oh, what a crock! Anyone who has seen "Sandokan" knows that you give the tiger a dirty look, wait for it to leap, and then dive underneath it and slit its belly open with a keris as you fly past each other. Yeesh.

panday · 26th April 2006, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ariel

Well, in case you wondered how to kill a tiger properly, here are step-by-step instructions

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1
The only concern is what to do with a tiger who did nor read this recipe?

Roy Horn (Siegfried & Roy) should read this! I guarantee, he will buy that sword.

not2sharp · 26th April 2006, 11:19 PM

I haven't been attacked by many tigers recently; but, I'll keep it mind for the next time.

M.carter · 26th April 2006, 11:31 PM

Interesting price for tiger's bane.

Titus Pullo · 27th April 2006, 03:11 AM

Tigers are large animals. When they stand up on two legs, they taller than a tall man; that's a little over 6'. Thus you'd probably need something very large that can make a vicious wound. Because tiger would very difficult to hurt it. In ancient Rome, they pit a tiger against a lion and the tiger killed the lion in a few seconds. The Romans were pretty pissed, too. Tigers are build to take down large animals; they're more compactly built; they're shorter legnthwise, but taller at the shoulder. They've been known to even take down juvenile elephants, water buffalo, drag a domestic cows six feet over the wall, and plugged a man down from a very tall tree. [laugh!] that's why the tiger is a simbol of courage and strength in Asia.

Rick · 27th April 2006, 03:26 AM

I usually climb a palm tree and let the tiger run around and around the bottom until it turns to butter ...... then I put it on my pancakes .....

26th April 2006, 09:06 PM	#1
ariel Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 5,503	How to kill a tiger? Well, in case you wondered how to kill a tiger properly, here are step-by-step instructions http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1 The only concern is what to do with a tiger who did nor read this recipe?

27th April 2006, 03:26 AM	#8
Rick Vikingsword Staff Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 6,336	I usually climb a palm tree and let the tiger run around and around the bottom until it turns to butter ...... then I put it on my pancakes ..... Last edited by Rick; 27th April 2006 at 03:37 AM.

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

26th April 2006, 09:11 PM	#2
Tim Simmons Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: What is still UK Posts: 5,843	Where can I get a lucky tigers paw for my keyring?

26th April 2006, 09:35 PM	#3
Mark Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 987	Oh, what a crock! Anyone who has seen "Sandokan" knows that you give the tiger a dirty look, wait for it to leap, and then dive underneath it and slit its belly open with a keris as you fly past each other. Yeesh.

26th April 2006, 11:19 PM	#5
not2sharp Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 210	I haven't been attacked by many tigers recently; but, I'll keep it mind for the next time.

26th April 2006, 11:31 PM	#6
M.carter Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 176	Interesting price for tiger's bane.

27th April 2006, 03:11 AM	#7
Titus Pullo Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 123	Tigers are large animals. When they stand up on two legs, they taller than a tall man; that's a little over 6'. Thus you'd probably need something very large that can make a vicious wound. Because tiger would very difficult to hurt it. In ancient Rome, they pit a tiger against a lion and the tiger killed the lion in a few seconds. The Romans were pretty pissed, too. Tigers are build to take down large animals; they're more compactly built; they're shorter legnthwise, but taller at the shoulder. They've been known to even take down juvenile elephants, water buffalo, drag a domestic cows six feet over the wall, and plugged a man down from a very tall tree. [laugh!] that's why the tiger is a simbol of courage and strength in Asia.