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Originally Posted by Royston
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I see they still allow " Morris Dancing " items.  |
oh, the horror, the poor morrises, how they have been mistreated by the evil englanders, being belled and danced to the point of distinction, and then being hit with them sticky things. why it's as shocking as all them poor polyesters that died to provide someone with a polyester fur coat - there oughta be a law! this could never happen in california.
here we have an evil gang of morris dancers in their traditional gang colours, the remains of a poor morris are on the wall above them.
here we have another, note the variation in their evil gang oriented clothing, this group being armed to the teeth with cudgels, knobkerries and other weapons of mass morris destruction. note the organization of these indoctrinated and practiced evildoers as they head smiling for yet another morris termination.
and here we have a northern variant, the yorkshire longsword morris dancers, armed with their evil and soon to be banned longswords, heading for a ritual decapitation. the poor ritual, a lesser hornless form of morris, they are also almost extinct due to this evil practice. rituals are considered tasty eating by some and often found in supermarkets gourmet section. the labour party has vowed to ban these evil gatherings.
the leader of this gang has just been knocked over by a concerned hero of PETA.
oh, when will the horror cease?
i see ebay still sells polyester fur clothing in spite of the protests by concerned liberals everywhere, oh the humanity!
