the world must enact legislation like this for your own good, you are too stupid to be trusted to do what we know is best for you. our goal is to have you placed in a armoured pod at birth, wrapped in bubble wrap, wired up to a virtual reality computer and fed and medicated intravenously (and a nice tube up your bum and whats-it for waste). do not be concerned, we can also remotely stimulate your pain and pleasure centres to enable virtual sex.
you will be able to work tirelessly for the party goals and world peace. surely this is better than having to make decisions yourself. your selfless leaders will forgo this and remain vulnerable and pod-less on our estates in order to ensure your protection at the expense of ours as good leaders should.
as you will all be in a bunker in the rockies, we will be able to cut global warming and protect our fragile ecology and allow a proper balance of nature where endangered cougar and wolves are allowed to roam freely and pursue a more balanced vegetarian lifestyle as they i am sure would prefer in the absence of humanity. i shall remain serving you behind the walls and armed robot guards of my estates (which have been expanded into the confiscated lands you no longer need to ensure your safety and continued happiness.).
enjoy. krill soup is good for you and tasty and nutritious. i will be forced to subside on nasty old fashioned steaks and lobster myself in order to better serve my children.
this has been a public service announcement by the nanny party.
-HC.
note to self, have this published today on the interweb, maybe we should make a movie about this to get people used to the idea. - or have we done that already?
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