My kids went to Community: Pioneer High was their ideological enemy ( still can't fathom why, but teens' prejudices are not to be understood: just ignored

).
Say hi to your wife: I drive by Pioneer almost daily: stll there, still big.
I agree: E-bay still has sleepers. And, as to the unfortunate purchase of yours, just do not confess to your wife and view it as a lesson for the future. Cheaper than college or a session with a psychologist, but infinitely more useful