Hmmm....I'd reach for my barung as well, but it's up on the wall in my office

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Next to my bed I have my trusty Ilongo binangon and an Aklanon talibon...either one I can trust my life with.
But the first line of defense would be the pinute I keep in the umbrella stand next to the front door as well as a pair of kamagong and bahi arnis bastons that also reside in the umbrellas stand....and I do have a couple of umbrellas there as well

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