I vote that we as Filipinos,......form a union and declare that from now on, ......all weapons from the Sandata, .....shall for here forth be ever know as, .................."pig-stickers"
Just think about it, no more lost nights and money doing research, or reduced health from breathing in the dust from 100 year old books. We will then all know that there is just one simple answer to all our questions.
Thus the allure of the Sandata will fade for non-Filipinos, and we can go on to horde them all to ourselves

Oh wait did I say the quiet part out loud again.