Orientalist arms delaer painting
 

Most awesome... outbid of course :o

ebay item: 150025663435

:eek: $6300! :eek:

A bit rich for this painting IMO.
Now a nice Gerome would of course dwarf this figure .

Rick....that looks like me....'the morning' after a good night......the turban ..full of ice ...is great for the headache ;) :D :p

What's in the pipe ? ;) :D

Rick,
if it was a pipe I would ....how you say...'take the 5th'

Well ....actually its a duel purpose stick...

Firstly its a device to summon 'my women' to 'nurse' me....simply by tapping the bowl...its second function is for use when in a threatening situation....its a sword 'unhooker'. It allows me to remain seated and reach my sword hanging on the wall.......it can be very frustrating trying to reach it ...when hung over and on your hands and knees.
You must be paranoid...I hear you say...'threatening situation'?
Well the truth of the matter is.....if I use the first function.....the second function is usually required very soon after.......so I can protect myself from her :eek: ;) :D :D
Like most guys I thought a 'hang over' was a bona fide illness........SHE DISAGREES :p

LOL !!!!
 

LMAO !
Great comeback buddy ! :D
We are kindred souls .

Rick

How would you light that thing! :eek:

You don't. Your servant lights it for you.

Reminds me of a line from the miniseries "Weeds" that was on TV last night.

"Mr. Farrakhan kept asking me to come over to share a hookah. I thought he was saying 'hooker' and was into some weird perverted acts. Now I realize he was just being a Brother!"

Thankyou for saying that ...... I think :D :p

Assalamu alaikum